| Help Me, Please |
[May. 22nd, 2009|09:14 pm] |
Dear refined friends, both native and from overseas ~
Help me.
Please, help me.
You can help me in 3 easy steps. Really, it's very easy!
1. Watch:
2. Contemplate. If you're a member of peripatetic school, take a nice long walk and think on it. Carve yourself a nice semi-circular Thomas Aquinas notch in your desk and park your belly there. Do what you need to do. But please: think.
3. Tell me where I live. Tell me what this country is. Tell me what weird collusion of corporatism, idiocy, and rank chicanery could make this happen. How -- in what possible world -- could this exist?
I'm not even angry about it; merely bewildered.
Please, friends. Help. Explain this to me. Explain Gucci Mane to me. Explain Soulja Boy Tell 'Em.
Don't leave me now in my hour of distress.
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