By a simple set of syllogisms, and through a catchy tune, we reveal the hoary inter-connected worlds of indus-agro, milit-indus, and indus-fizzdrink.

And we have done this, of course, for the greatest purpose of all: selling better fizzdrinks.

We have submitted this advertisement to four agencies, as well as directly to the Pepsi-Co Co, and have received no word back as of yet. Gentlemen, we await your response.