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Help Me, Please [May. 22nd, 2009|09:14 pm]
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Dear refined friends, both native and from overseas ~

Help me.

Please, help me.

You can help me in 3 easy steps. Really, it's very easy!

1.  Watch:

2. Contemplate. If you're a member of peripatetic school, take a nice long walk and think on it. Carve yourself a nice semi-circular Thomas Aquinas notch in your desk and park your belly there. Do what you need to do. But please: think.

3. Tell me where I live. Tell me what this country is. Tell me what weird collusion of corporatism, idiocy, and rank chicanery could make this happen. How -- in what possible world -- could this exist?

I'm not even angry about it; merely bewildered.

Please, friends. Help. Explain this to me. Explain Gucci Mane to me. Explain Soulja Boy Tell 'Em.

Don't leave me now in my hour of distress.



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From: [info]amillionandone
2009-05-28 03:50 pm (UTC)

thoughts

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Think about Cypress Hill - they only (I mean only - really, try to find an exception) rapped about marijuana and guns, but were still hella entertaining. Now you have Young Dro, who pretty much only raps about the different cars he has and what color they are but manages to be entertaining while doing it. This song is like that, except it sucks. Gucci Mane is supposedly (I haven't listened much, and don't really hear it here) pretty good. Plus he has an iced-out Bart Simpson chain, so he really can't be all bad. Soulja Boy, though, has no redeeming qualities.
To make it worse, this rips off that Swizz Beats song from a few months ago. The hook was something like, "Take your Gucci rag out and swing it 'round in the air/Take your Louis rag out and swing it 'round in the air". Apparently what we have is a sub-genre of songs about name-brand bandannas.
[User Picture]From: [info]pixelmist
2009-05-28 06:36 pm (UTC)

Re: thoughts

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That makes a whole gang of sense, especially placing SouljaBoyTellEm in the context of the Swizz Beats song. Thank you for preventing me spiraling into psychosis.

What do you think Veblen would've written about SouljaBoyTellEm's masterpiece?

Re: Gucci Mane, I actually downloaded his newest record, Murder Was the Case (no joke), shortly after hearing him on this song. I plan to post in full on this spectacular, exuberant, completely boneheaded record, but suffice it to say that song titles include "Shittin' Onnum," "Yella Diamonds," "Murder for Fun," and "Cuttin' Off Fingahz." And yes, I'm bumping it at work right now.
From: [info]amillionandone
2009-05-28 07:11 pm (UTC)

Re: thoughts

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Looking forward to the post! FYI, here's "Swing Ya Rag":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8dmmaI3EGU&feature=related

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